Come to Littlefield on July 16 for an afternoon of le French mayhem cooked up by the skint crew. Avec:
LES HOT SARDINES, playing their barn-burning, floor-mopping hot jazz, dixieland and French chanson (tap dancer included!)
MIRA STROIKA the wandering chanteuse, channeling Piaf with her squeezebox d'amour!
CLOWNS ABOUT TOWN, self-described "professional party instigators" -- or as we call them, hot mimes!
THE LOVE SHOW burlesque, schooling you in French history -- with Marie Antoinette wigs and pasties!
FOXY VERMOUTH will blend cabaret and cabernet in a way that will make you blush!
and your M.C. NIC TAMÈRE, all the way from Toulouse and pissed at NYC's no-smoking laws!
Free Bulldog Gin cocktails 2-3pm, $5 afterwards
$3 Brooklyn Brewery Summer Ale and Lager all day
Tickets a very skinty $2!
(or just $1 if you're a card-carrying member of The Total 4th Avenue Immersion, an all-day beer and food crawl. Details atbrooklynbased.net.)